hollow gourd

did a photoshoot with the newest today. some of these seem repetitive, but it was my first actual shoot with her and i was playing with the lighting...

i know that i haven't really said anything about her here yet, but i was keeping her a secret since early june. that thing that went wrong and didn't actually get ordered from the manufacturer? yeah, that was her. -_- but she's here now and is wonderful! i've been playing with her since she arrived on the 20th and she's amazing. only thing not amazing is trying to find shoes for her...*sigh* anyway...this is my chic line lishe full set, dante morrigan. now, on to the photos!

.:more after the jump:.

fan-freakin'-tactic...

I'm so fucking over today. so fucking over the idiots I have to deal with. I really wish I could just respond to them with "FUCK OFF ASSHOLE!" and be done with it.

dear bitch who won't stop whistling the same goddamned tune ove and over and over again: you do this every day. every fucking day. we have to listen to it and get annoyed and can't say anything because then we'd be the jerks and in the wrong. and yet you don't have to do your job right or stop aggrivating half the company. STOP FUCKING WHISTLING I HAVE A GODDAMN MIGRAINE AND YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE YOU DUMB FUCKING BITCH!!!

dear idiot who emails me to do things without checking with your manager or stopping for a minute to think about protocol: fuck off! look into it before you automatically dump something off on me or ask me the same retarded question for the millionth time. take some notes,stop to think, get a clue. eventually I will snap and you'll be on the receiving end of me saying something I really shouldn't.

dear bitch who thinks she's great: you're not. you need to also stop and think before asking me to do something. no I will not contact someone for an answer that we're waiting for more info on just because you got another call and seem to think that I should have had the answer ages ago when people have to be found and consulted at the other end of the line. you seem to be under the impression that you know more than I do about how things should go. also, you seem to think that, while we are not in the position that we are working customer service, we really are. you should maybe take a step back and realize that.

lastly, you all and everyone else in your little group of retardedness needs to realize that you're being stupid. we are not and have never been against you. you are not the victims of some plot by us. you can all take your idiocy and attitudes and shove them.

ways to make ashley pouty...

1. don't tell her that you've ordered some awesome new thing.
2. refuse to tell her what it is once she knows something awesome has been ordered.
3. tell her that she'll like it and will hate you for not telling her.
4. blog about it. =^_^=